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This pretty much sums up the best Hitman ever made! Now when you gonna do the Die Hard Vendetta on the PS2?

Welp, they have stopped updating Blackstone. I really hope this comment ages badly because I really loved this server.

Blackstone we hardly knew ye

why are there containers in the bathroom

Windhealer or bust

Having gotten Silent Assassin on all the missions many times, despite Boats low ratings most of his methods are what I do to do get Silent Assassin so he is almost there if he wanted to do a perfect run. But that isn't the Boatbomber way, fun is.

Just "hit ma bong money" for this one

i played this with my cousins all the time

Almost daily boatbomber uploads, legendary.

Hitman Bald money

How's SS14 coming along? Is there any chance mortals will be able to play the world's greatest space dumpster fire simulator any time soon?

It really grinds my gabagool when some yankee media carpetbagger has a character use the word "y'all" when talking to *one person* . You. All. How can a singular person be referred to as *ALL* for fuck's sake?

Boat having a discord call and arguing with other voices kinda emphasizes on silent killer psychosis. NOW THAT IS A DEEP IMMERSION well played my friend

YES YES YES YES YES

Hey boat im fixing to walk across America plan on going from Oklahoma to Maine then down south along the coast so i wont be watching ya vids for a long while just wanted to thank ya for being an absolute chad of a autist and giving me some laughs

This def was the best hitman

Aaaand it's gone

mf playing max payne

Everyone in Hitman: Blood Money is absolutely ripped. It's a universe where everyone is forced to either lift, or eat fast food for the rest of their life.

More like bald money

Maybe the real hitmen were the friends we killed along the way.

Blood money is the best and the funniest you can find a rat club to lol

just like the movies

first time i played CM14 was as a medic after coming from plat medic on CM13, it was so disorienting that i couldn't target body parts or quick pull from pill bottles. then half the medical shit wasn't even present in the game yet, not even the medhuds

I was rhe guy that pulled you out when you were crit, you are welcome :)

Just lit my blunt for this one

Ah shit SS14

play a real round of cm you coward

Love your narrations dude, keep it up

Today or tomorrow the server will be on 24/7

for the story lovers out there gather around. here is how my first round went join a match that clearly just began, had a few training rounds before so this is ideal, run around and meet a guy from my squad who i tell im a noobie, he gives me a quick run of the basics again which is appreciated, i arm myself with a pulse rifle and all the basic equipment.. and one single blahaj.. my dear friend, we go to get debriefed and everyone is immediatly aware of me being new, they start betting on my death, i hop into battle my leader is a retard who needs some retraining yelling at me to shoot a pulse rifle with over ten guys infront of me, he keeps demanding us to push from our defenses.. its a massacre.. we find a squad with almost everyone dead and yet our leader orders us to hold, they never stop coming, in the end we attempt to leave but its too late.. we had losses, my friend gets grabbed us we retread "NO!" i gun down the bastard and hold on for my friend to get back on his feet, somehow we make it and he gets aid, more yelling from the leader as i do my best to shoot xenos and not any marines, i get napalmed, schizophrenia kicks in and creature yells at me to roll, i barely survived but i shrug that near death once im back to health, we push into the hive, the leader got too greedy again after seeing the xenos retreat before they quickly return with even larger numbers, this time im grabbed, im mauled and killed, i get revived somehow but now im emptied of all i had.. but my blahaj, i hold onto blahaj as i get up and rearm myself with scattered equipment from proper equipment to basic clothes and a battle rifle, i charge and still manage to somehow get some kills, as we fully breach the hive we realize that we can take a breather as victory is near, i go to my leader as i was left completly behind by the squad, "im still alive, bitch", i get a hearty pat on the back and we joke about the whole thing before finally victory is declared

Is there not an aim mode in cm14

DID YOU SAY HITMANS

2:40 damn. You absolutely destroyed him with a shotgun

hmmm... i think a "self-end" vest linked to a heart beat along with a bunch of C4 strapped to a marines inner thigh could help teacher the Xenos not to be too hasty in dragging off marines who fall down...

Working medical in colonial marines makes overcooked feel like a vacation.

Wow

Seems like a relatively smooth and successful op by Colonial Marine standards.

whoever plays cm is either mentality unstable a furry or their gay i dont wanna play ss14 because of the vore lovers ss14 is sucking the furries out of ss13 like i sucked on your mother last night i dont think we need the furry fandom they are mostly just adults with too much free time they decide they wanna be an animal and enjoy pixels going inside eachother

Furries, furries everywhere. At least it makes not using proper trigger discipline less of a bad thing 👍

goddamit dude, you got me killed, I was Mike Eagle. Everyone just magdumped me while I tried to get back lol

Oh wow seems like SS14 has gone a looong way since I last checked in on it

the new aliens movie is looking good

I feel like the fact that you can have multiple people on two tiles at the same time is... at the very least different. Like imagine if in chest you could have two pawns sharing a spot? Idk, something makes me feel like there is a mechanic that was lost when you allow people to kinda slide around I between tiles.

Great game

whats the diffrence between space station 13 and 14?

Wild seeing them add lizard alien races to CM, but not completely unexpected from the crowds that frequent SS14/some of the 13 servers.

there was a john johnson at my high school. sad to see this is what became of him

wait. John johnson. I've literally met you playing the game, lmfao. Interesting.